Baby Mama (2008)

1. Some women got pregnant, I got promotions.
2. Building a family is not like opening one of your stores. It's not an executive decision. It's real life. It's messy.
3. I am a great man. And great man do great things.
4. There's no wrong way to make a family.
5. You can't solve problems by worrying about them.
6. What you eat, the baby eats. What you listen to, the baby listen to.
7. You don't have to be married to have a kid.